This joke makes me laugh, mainly because it is so true. Maybe you have heard it.
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A storm descends on a small town, and the downpour soon turns into a flood. As the waters rise, the local preacher kneels in prayer on the church porch, surrounded by water. “Better get in, Preacher. The waters are rising fast.”
“No,” says the preacher. “I have faith in the Lord. He will save me.”
Waters rise and the preacher is up on the balcony, another person calls to him in a motorboat. “Come on, Preacher. We need to get you out of here. The levee is gonna break any minute.”
Once again, the preacher says, “I shall remain. The Lord will see me through.”
Flood waters rise over the church until only the steeple remains above water. Preacher standing on roof and a helicopter descends. A state trooper calls down to him through a megaphone.
“Grab the ladder, Preacher. This is your last chance.”
Once again, the preacher insists the Lord will deliver him.
And, predictably, he drowns.
Preacher goes to heaven and he asks the Almighty, “Lord, I had unwavering faith in you. Why didn’t you deliver me from that flood?”
God shakes his head. “What did you want from me? I sent you two boats and a helicopter.”
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I love this joke because it accentuates that the person has faith, but does not choose to take the action and partner with God to save himself. This is how it works with addiction at our bottoms.
We have to first admit we are powerless over alcohol and drugs and that our lives have become unmanageable.
Then when help comes in the form of others who are there for us when we become ready for change— we then ask for help, and then to surrender to God for help. God can work through others in our lives, but only if we are ready to hear or see that help right in front of us.
When we take the action of admitting, then asking for help, then surrendering to the process—that is when the magic of recovery happens.
Sometimes, as in the last part of this joke, even a megaphone does not work to get our attention. We have to choose to pay attention. Until we do, we continue in the chaos until our ultimate bottom.
If you think you are close, open your eyes and heart to what is actually true. Then reach out for help—first to God, then to others to guide you on this new path of recovery.
We are in the boat waiting for you to get in and join us.
You are not alone.
We will be with you along the way.
“For God has not given us a spirit of fear, but of power and of love and of a sound mind.”
2 Timothy 1:7
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